Dual....:-)
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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