wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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