Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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