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You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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