all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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