a queef is a wish your heart makes.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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