Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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