pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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