I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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