chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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