My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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