i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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