Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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