??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Can vaginas get frostbite?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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