scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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