So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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