the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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