i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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