WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Randomize