Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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