Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I had to cum in my sink.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Randomize