I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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