I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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