I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
