fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Randomize