roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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