he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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