I think I am morally bankrupt
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
They are going to name an STD after you.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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