all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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