my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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