problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Well I just put wine in my tea
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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