"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You need a sexual gate keeper
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Randomize
