drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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