How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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