At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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