I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I need to sanitize my soul.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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