put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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