He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
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His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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