My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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