On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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