gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
foreskin is a definite game changer
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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