Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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