I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
zippers are such a cool invention
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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