Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Found your dick twin last night
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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