I'm really into asian looking animals
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
