He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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