I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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