I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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