One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Randomize