took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Let's paint friendship bongs
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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