she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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