we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Randomize
