I heard we made out
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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