I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
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