Define "chronic" masturbator.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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