I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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