So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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