): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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