I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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